Matt Meade

Happy Halloween!

…here’s the 5 minute version:

I’ve been teaching myself the ActionScript needed to load and crop people’s heads into movies, so I’ve been playing with Jib Jab a lot lately. Lovin’ it!

Find some way to express to me that you are the absolute boss of me, and things are going to be your way.

Been playing Urban Dead again recently, this time in a group with some people I actually know for a change.

You guys add each other to your contact lists, and meet up in Heytown at the Chaffey Alley Police Dept.

This is the stupidest thing I have directly experienced recently.

• I have a bill that comes every month I need to pay (mortgage).
• The morons who send this bill have an issue with their bills and envelopes where about 50% of the time the address isn’t completely visible through the hole in the envelope, and I don’t receive said bill.
• I called them to rectify this and was told it is either my fault, or the post offices fault, but that they would definitely not say that it is THEIR fault.
• The supervisor I spoke to went on to say that it would be impossible to fix because it would mean changing something about the way their system works (such as bigger bills, or smaller envelopes)

Now sure, I can call or check their site to find out what my payment is, no problem. But this is still retarded.

(noun) uhp-er man-ij-muhnt

An entity that makes you hate a job you used to love.

For example: “Water is to fire, as upper management is to creativity…”

1. Those who like to strike up asinine conversations while in the bathroom, dick-in-hand.
2. Me