“Matt, You have defeated me today. But I shall return for another battle.” – Andrew Fein

“I love you brother” – Geoff V

“Honestly Matt, you’re the only person in GR that made me feel like I wanted to get really good, the rest was the detroit area.” – Anterio

“after much consideration i have determined you to be a great guy.” – Ericca

“Matt never calms down, ever.” – Dustin

“You’ve never said anything in the time I’ve known you that pissed me off. Which sounds gay.” – Chris E.

“Thank you for saving my life. You’re my hero” – Audrey

“…you get my sense of humor, and you laugh when no-one else is even listening.” – KVC

“You never cease to amaze or inspire me.” -Doyle

“…I recommend Matt as a person. He is a highly intelligent, extremely compassionate human being.” – Dustin

“You’re the only person I like talking to more than myself.” – KS.

“…Matt has proven to be a true friend.” – KVC

“You know… You’re the only person I’ve met with whom I can’t dominate the conversation. It’s a little disconcerting.” – Chris E.

“The one person I respect in the ring of Street Fighter. Such a thing goes beyond simple friendship. Here beats the heart of a warrior LOL.” – Jason

“Matt is (as the kids say these days) tha shizzle. Make no mistake about it. Only now have I come to realize this, so for all the hateful, evil crap I ever pulled, may it be forgiven.” – Ryan

“You’re 1 of maybe 3 people who weather me. You’re in the elite “Chris’ actual friends club” – Chris E.

“See, I think I like “talking” with you because you make me speechless. Makes my brain work hard.” – T

“The non-profit work of his that I have seen reinforces my impression of him as someone who holds himself to a high moral standard and has a strong sense of loyalty.” – Sarah B.

“I’m not gonna lie. For the longest time I thought you were just trollin’. All day every day. That’s all you were to me. Then I fought an army of Zangief’s online and realized you were just actually really good!” – Jack

Vital Statistics:

Pants: 38Wx34L (because I always forget when I’m shopping)